Exceptions (Acceptions) to Scottish Nomenclature

There are few people on this planet who can call me names other than 'Scott'. Well, as far as the ones close to 'Scott' go--I'm not typically called 'Scott', it's usually 'jerk', 'asshole', 'JESUS you're huge', 'slim', 'chief', 'brother', etc.

Exceptions:

• Scotters - My father and Jeff
  
• Scotty - Ryan
  
• Scotland - an 'ex'
  

Don't even think about adding yourself to the list, unless of course you want me to go by the much keener nickname, 'defendant'. Jeff can only call me Scotters because at one point in time he had 30+ pounds on me, and has always had a height advantage.