Jeff's Christmas Bash/Political Statement

Another fine email from Jeff!

Chip,

Please confirm whether you are coming to the Christmas lunch.

I ordered you steak. The other options were the chicken (dessicant) or halibut (horseshoe fish). In the Navy we had three kinds of fish: square fish, triangle fish, and horseshoe fish. If you haven't had two month old horseshoe fish prepared to serve 5000 people you haven't truly lived!

By the way, some people (Hindus no doubt) had the gall to complain about presence of meat (lack of vegetarian dishes) at the Christmas party. Religiously prescribed vegetarianism has no place at a Christmas party. I am starting a political party called the Carnitarians, and our main platform will be to enact legislation that requires you to serve protein with every meal at public functions (Soy burgers count too, only because planting soybeans in alternating years increases corn yield, ultimately driving down the cost of meat and gasoline.)

Vote Carnitarian 2008!

Sincerely,
Jeff Demattos
Applications Engineer