A trip to Jeff's is always eventful and fun. There's never a time when I -don't- pull out my cell phone and take notes. Here's some entries from our car/Bart/ped from San Jose to Millbrae/San Francisco:
Jeff: "I don't want Chinese. You go eat, and wakeup in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys missing."
Scott: "Or that's just what you think--you wake up with cuts on your back stitched up, and you THINK someone took your kidneys to sell on the black market. You come to, and think you're going to die soon, and you go do a bunch of wild and crazy shit that you never would have done otherwise. In reality, it was just a cruel joke. You live--and it turns out it was the best thing that ever happened to you."
Random lady near Pier 39: "Which one is Alcatraz?"
Jeff: "It's the one with the prison on it." (click thumbnail below for pictures!)
Jeff, on why Alcatraz appears so close to shore: "Its like a rear view mirror--only backwards. Objects in the ocean are farther away than they appear."
Jeff: "If we didn't go this way, we never would have seen pier 29 and a half."
Jeff, on a better technical name for the band (on a poster on BART): "It should be Frankie Valli XOR the Four Seasons."
Jeff, on ordering Pizza Hut: "Unfortunately the crust we wanted wasn't supported by the coupon structure."
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