Approximately 5% of my days start like this. Without my desire to do so. Watch the video. That's not my room. Any questions? Read on. This clip is worthless without sound--so crank it.
The following was created last year, 4/1/2006:
PRESS RELEASE
Dateline: 4/1/6, 0800 PST, and NO, this is no April Fool's Joke.
Location: East Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
Title: LARGE BEAST ROUSTED BY UNTIMELY {HA!} BEEPING--ALARM CLOCK DESTROYED IN ENSUING MELEE
Content: At approximately WAY TOO FUCKING EARLY in the morning (6:00am--after a long night battling a toothache, percocet, and insomnia for some strange reason), a 350 pound ogre's dreams increasingly contained a beeping alarm clock noise. Upon said beast's wakening, it muttered something about killing a Hawaiian, only to find that the racket was coming from somewhere... somewhere darker... much scarier... PJ's room. Thirty button presses and switch moves later, it had been silenced. Why the beast was looking on the BOTTOM of the alarm clock, the beast does not know. Nobody will ever know.
And, your clock is fine.
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