Showering (no pictures, I promise)

I reaffirmed my hatred in two things today. Both of them are to be classified as immediate post-showering incidents, specifically right after drying off:

• Sneezing, probably from allergies, directly onto your dry bare chest. If you don't get right back in the shower and rinse, you can feel it all day. Just wet-toweling it clean doesn't work. I envision a very thin layer (like a light 'peel') of sneeze. Eww.

• Realizing that you may... or may have not... rinsed the conditioner out of your hair. It really sucks if you discover that you have, indeed, NOT done so--the question then becomes 'where does one stand to rectify this problem?' Back in the shower--getting more wet than necessary, or standing just outside the basin, leaning in, trying to rinse just your head? Either proposition sucks.